Comic 9: Cat Conspiracy
Monday, April 4th, 2005It is a little known fact that cats are actually part of a world wide organization of cats, who’s sole purpose is world domination. Sure some are cute and cuddly, but really it is a ploy to con you into letting them into the inner sanctum of our homes. Almost everyone falls for the old “Good cat, Bad cat” scam. The bad cat makes the good cat seem that much cuter, and next thing you know, you’re revealing all of the human plans and secrets to a cat operative from the local cat cell.
And while the good cat is busy conning you during the day, the bad cat is yowling his damn head off throughout the night, keeping you from getting any sleep at all. One cat reels you in, while the other one tires you out past exhaustion, untill one day, you make your fatal mistake. That is when they will strike. When the whole of humanity is so tired from sleep deprivation, cat kind will make their move.
Now, when keeping an eye out on the cats, you also have to remember their elite operatives. They don’t need to work in pairs of good cat, bad cat. They are so good at what they do, they act both parts, sometimes simultaneously. These are the most deadly. They can sit on your chest sucking your breath out of you, and the whole time you’ll be thinking its so cute and petting it while you slowly die of asphyxiation.
I know this is a lot to keep in mind… but don’t forget the dogs. They have their own plans…
