My, what a Large Hadron Collider you have
Baker and his team are searching for something called the Higgs Boson, sometimes referred to as the “God particle.” Scientists have theorized that the elusive Higgs Boson, if it exists, is what gives particles mass, but researchers have not found it. Baker has hopes that if it does exist, the Large Hadron Collider will help find it.
Personally, I think the Large Hadron Collider is not going to find any Higgs Bosons (aka God Particles). Nope. I think it will find something of a god, but this will be the blind idiot god type, Azezoth. Either the returning data will make every scientist who looks at it go completely insane and start up a new cult, or the collider will tickle Azazoth just enough to wake him and we will all blink out of existance.
Either way, this is still fun geeky news! Read on at Courant.com.
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