Lovecraft meets chocolate
Somehow, I’ve managed to have a couple of friends and my brother send me this, and yet, I haven’t posted this up yet! I’m really slacking. That or just way too busy at work and home! (It’s actually option 2, busy, unfortunately) So without further ado, what would happen if Lovecraft had written about tasty chocolate treats? Would his writing bleed into the descriptions? Or would they be the usual mundane affair? We might get something like this:
Caramel Chew
There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.
Read all of the sanity shatteringly sweet descriptions at McSweeny’s page.
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