Dream Quest of Joe Remy: KittenWitch

I have several odd recurring dreams, but this is one in particular that seems rather Lovecraftian.  It involves… -dramatic pause- … a KittenWitch! Dun dun Duuuunnnnn!

In this dream, it becomes known to me that the cute little soft and purry kitten is in fact a witch or other being intent on the destruction of myself and those around me.  This creature may look all soft and cuddly, but it lives in the spaces between the walls plotting our demise.  This space, of course, is much larger than the actual thickness of the walls, and at an odd angle such that if you were to hold a mirror so that you could see the rooms reflection but off kilter at about 5 to 10 degrees, that space in the angled area; Thats where it lived and performed the evil rituals.

Now, like any good Lovecraftian dream, we have a problem.  I need to kill the KittenWitch to prevent it from killing us and possibly destroying humanity… But only I know the truth of the matter.  No one else sees the evil being in all its horrific ugliness superimposed on its physical kittenish exterior.  All anyone else sees is me choking a kitten.  Or at least that is all they would see if I were to attempt to extinguish said KittenWitch in the presence of others.  Instead I can only hold the thing and keep it from escaping back to its lair within the angles of the walls, while people continuously enter and leave the room.  So I sit there trying to save the world in the brief moments between interruptions by innocent and unknowing minds.

Or am I just slowly going insane?  Is it in fact just a normal kitten, trying to go about its kittenish ways?  Am I seeing something only a broken mind can see?  Or am I really seeing the truth, and by doing this deed, bring my own sanity into question for others?  Either way, it is an insane problem.

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